“Ladies and gentlemen, the future is here and it's about 100 feet above the Arby's.”
― Welcome To Night Vale

 

artistiv:

"You’re only given one little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."

RIP Robin Williams. I miss you already.

fedswatching:


Robin Williams tickling/tickled by Koko the Gorilla (X)

to anybody who needs a quick smile on their face

fedswatching:

Robin Williams tickling/tickled by Koko the Gorilla (X)

to anybody who needs a quick smile on their face

So I like to read random facts off of my tumblr. And I read aloud a thing about hallucinations. Of course mom lately has been on my ass lately about pot and shit. And shes all like, “So where did that come from?!”

I told her i read it while scrolling, and i acknowledge that mom has been asking alot of questions.

She flips the fuck out!!! NAG NAG NAG!!!!! rada ra!!!

and i have to calmly tell her that I just acknowledged that she asks alot of questions. Just like how she asks me why im so quite when im having one of my quite days. So i cant ask her why shes doing things AND I cant be quite. 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

good thing Im getting laid soon. Cant handle this shit

adorkable111:

dominantdj:

sugarkisslove:

listoflifehacks:

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That last tip is sooooo damn nice and thoughtful.

Some great Sex tips!! “Lovemaking does not have to stop just because you guys both came” ;-)

Love this! That first one though! Nerdy and awesome!!!

asylum-art:


Jack Hardwicke Art - theeidophusikon

artist on tumblr

These completely out-of-this-world cosmic creations are created by Brighton based Photographer Jack Hardwicke. Patternbank are loving the awesome clash of colours and the  otherworldly abstract qualities of these pieces. Are they photographs, paintings, scientific experiments or fragments from the outer regions of the universe – who knows?, but one thing is for sure they are incredibly mesmerising and beautiful. For much, much more check out The Eidophusikon, and from October 17th to November 13th during Brighton’s Biennial Photography Festival, Brighton Fishing Quarter Gallery presents an exclusive collection of digital art by Jack Hardwicke. ‘Fragmented Moments’ is a showcase of abstract photography, art and design by one of Brighton’s emerging talents .

didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people